FAFSA and Percocets
As you guys know, the "best" part of college is all the preparations involved... so I started filling out my FAFSA and squaring away everything... Thursday night, one of my teeth starts twinging, but I don;t think much about it. Somewhere between 9PM (when I left work) and midnight (when my mom got home from work) the pain went to annoying to agonizing... so mom took me to the dentist Friday morning and my tooth is abscessed. And you know what that means? Percocets and antibiotics! Always exciting. Saturday was the Rutgers open house. They gave me a "fabulous" free gift, a red bracelet like the "Livestrong" bracelets, but of course, it says Rutgers on it. I also bought a decal for my car and 2 t-s-shirts, a red Rutgers t-shirt and a white pharmacy school t-shirt that lists the top 10 reasons to date a pharmacist on the back... Lemme take it off and I'll tell you what they are...That's right, I'm sitting here without a shirt on, I know you guys (wait the only guys that read my LJ are Em and Harry... great)are jealous!
The Top 10 Reasons to Date A Pharmacist:
10- Pharmacists Rx rated (say it out loud)
9- They do it PRN (prn stands for as needed, which isn't really hot when you think about it)
8- Pharmacists are patient lovers
7- They have a long duration of action
6- Pharmacists do it without breaks
5- Hospital pharmacists do it on all floors
4- They find new routes of administration
3- They like easy off tops
2- Pharmacists welcome all 3rd parties
1- They do it over the counter
when I saw that shirt I just had to have it

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