Hunger hurts but starving works...

With people riding bikes while talking on cell phones. I mean, why the fuck would you do something like that!? It's against the law for me to talk on the phone in my car, but some dumbass on a bike can be clicking somebody on his nextel, all the while weaving into oncoming traffic. Here's an idea, skip the cellphone, and use the money you save to buy a fucking car!!!!

(I almost hit TWO of the above-mentioned assholes today, and I was only in the car for maybe 15 minutes)